once upon a time there was a girl who loved a boy. and that boy was really smart and ambitious and loved a challenge. and so the girl said she would follow him to the moon.
(don't kissing pictures just make you want to toss your cookies?)
even if that meant moving a TON. but with each move the girl was closer and closer to her dream of owning a land rover. so when a corporate headhunter contacted that boy to offer him his non-football and non-gubernatorial related dream job in south carolina, even though they had just moved a few months earlier to alabama to take a great-but-not-dream job, she trusted him and agreed to move again. but the list of dream items did get longer. and the girl threatened to douse all his clothes with gasoline and light them on fire in the street if she had to lift a finger to pack anything at all. so that boy promised that it would be taken care of.