the beckspeak dictionary and phrase book! family photo edition
car fix-it-place- autobody shop
hair cutter place- salon
kix cereal- moth balls
jacky- a jacket
poopface- a term of endearment
jerkface- we don't like someone, but we don't want to be too mean(adding the suffix softens the blow)
TB- tired bottom. as in, " wow, i totally have TB from sitting in the car for 6 hours."
ookalaki- word of unknown meaning and origin. used by my brother david on many occasions. a multi-purpose word for when nothing else works.
olive juice- i love you
stink pot city- something smells horrible, also, my sister heather's nickname.
happy bird day- sort of like your birthday but not your actual birth day(thomas contributed this one so he's not completely immune from beck speak.)
hello tokyo?- the action of grabbing the nearest phone and asking the person on the other line if they also felt a rumble. almost always associated with embarassing a person who has just passed gas.
who popped the popcorn?- also a gas related question.
now we're cooking with gas!- not flatulence related, a phrase that means we are finally getting things done, also, everyone is understanding the concept.
whooo doggy!- attention! i have just heard good news. something pleases me.
jerkface mitchell- neighbor two houses down who always yelled at my brothers for walking on his grass.
the boob- mr. bubalo. a neighbor and teacher at the local high school.
roboblob- mr. robichaud. the orchestra and band teacher at the local high school. 4/5 beck kids experienced class with this man. none of those kids still play band or orchestra instruments.
the leep- mr. leeper. junior high band teacher. he claimed that he "yelled because he cared". he once yelled at me so bad that i went and cried in my locker. i never even had a class from the man.
chrispix- neighbor kid with an unfortunate name.
stan the man- a neighbor who was also a living cigarette. he smoked probably 5 packs a day. he had a ferret named budweiser. it was impossible for him to mow the lawn without taking off his shirt.
the naked guy- neighbor who was completely unaware that his windows were open and that kids were playing outside while he was changing his clothes.
wuff faced lady- a neighbor who resembled a wolf. and some of the neighbor kids couldn't say wolf and it came out wuff.