i cracked open the door and i happened upon this:
scarlett reading a talking cliff clavin greeting card:
i got this card as a freebee in a running swag bag. it has provided hours of entertainment. scarlett can repeat it verbatim:
cliff- "when the british ruled the punjab, they drank steaming hot pots of tea on the hottest days of the year to balance out their inside and outside body temperatures. see, drinking an ice cold drink on a cold drink actually results in a more comfortable body temperature."
diane- "so why do you drink cold beer on a hot day?"
cliff- "what else are you going to do with it?"
the funniest part is when she laughs along with the laugh track. hahahahaha with a breathy old man voice.