1. make scarlett and me wear coordinating outfits. i still have flashbacks of puffy black gauze and hot pink sparkles and polka dots on early 90s style drop waist easter dresses that i wore when i was 11 and my sister was 7. but as i recall my mom said she got a "really good deal" on them. i think i've already used that line too much with scarlett(and thomas). yikes bikes :
*please note reagan's hand on scarlett's head. it's like he can't help himself. he's addicted to touching her head.
3. have colored lights on a christmas tree. AND not rearrange the ornaments the kids put up after doing a shoddy job. they have no innate sense of ornament balance. and the red lights make it look like a satan tree. it's killing me. it looks like the little tree that couldn't:
2. let my kid run around with no pants(or a really boogery nose and her brother's socks):
*it's a double threat, red lights and no pants. i'm sure there's a joke in that somewhere.