june 28, 2009
reagan with the requisite one-eyed pirate smile whilst antagonizing scarlett by touching her head. reagan only pesters scarlett in one way. he must touch her head. they don't hit, they don't wrestle, they don't really tease each other. reagan has all of his big brotherly annoyances reduced to one annoyed touch of the head. i have seen the physical anguish in his face when he is trying to make the decision to annoy her or not. sometimes when i am watching he will forgo the head touch and just touch her head with his nose. i think he thinks that i am convinced that he is kissing her, but i know better. he is merely disguising his pester as an endearing touch. which it is anything but.
1. go to your local craft store and spend some time in the cake decorating aisle.
2. become discouraged at the time and economic commitment that a cake of this magnitude is going to require.
3. drive to the local grocery store bakery.
4. have the head baker modify the belle disney princess cake into a make-shift scarlett o'hara.
happy birthday scarlett grace!