Wednesday, April 30, 2008


i had the best birthday ever. EVER! thanks for all the well wishing. and david, i know you meant to call me. no hard feelings. you're only my 3rd favorite brother now. my golden birthday did not let me down! 28 is great! of late i have been apprehensive about celebrating birthdays with bigger and bigger numbers associated with them. i fear the older you get the less fun your birthday is. SO NOT TRUE!

here's the breakdown:
6:30am- i woke up and remembered that my sister, heather, had spent the night! a great way to start a day.
7:00am- enjoyed reading the entire comics page of the newspaper by myself with no interruptions while the kids were still sleeping. ate a GIGANTIC bowl of reese's puffs cereal.
8:30am- ran three point one miles with my sister by my side.
10:00am- went to the grocery store stinking like a teenage boy because i was still wearing my workout clothes. purchased items for my dream birthday cake.
11:00am- created dream birthday cake. heather did most of the baking. i did a fair amount of bowl licking.
12:00pm- removed the abominable stink from my body by showering.
1:30pm- was picked up by thomas for a fun lunch downtown on the plaza! thomas surprised me by taking the afternoon off.
2:00pm- consumed delightfully creamy gnocchi pasta at the classic cup. it was so rich and delicious that i would swear they had added newborn baby skin to the sauce.
3:00pm- shopped. purchased fantastical silk dress from banana republic courtesy of mimi susu's gift card. thomas amused himself by checking the ESPN website on his blackberry. how did i ever convince him to go shopping with me before the invention of the blackberry?
5:00pm- returned home from plaza escapade.
5:30pm- put finishing frosting touches on dream birthday cake.
7:00pm- enjoyed a wonderful birthday party with my adoring spouse, my well-behaved and clean children, my magnanimous and loving parents. much pizza was consumed. crystal light was imbibed out of champagne flutes. cake and ice cream were devoured. presents were opened and much fun was had by all!
10:00pm- did the dishes with a huge smile on my face
11:00pm- crawled into my bed with a huge smile plastered on my face and thought about my wonderful day. can't wait 'till next year. of course i think by then i will be back to wanting to go backward in age. i would like to try and be 27 next year.

the classic cup!
me displaying my banana republic dress bag. (did you know that i love banana republic? those of us in the "know" call it BR. now you know.)
my "28 is GREAT" cake. more frosting than you can imagine. and on a classy platter of a cookie sheet covered in tin foil.
what makes this my dream cake you ask??? the bottom layer was a gi-freaking-normous brownie. on top was yellow cake and gobs and gobs of frosting in between layers. perfecto.
the band that played at my party. i love live music.
i never know what to do when people are singing happy birthday to me. what's the polite and gracious thing to do? smile demurely and make eye contact with each guest? sing along softly? stare at my hands in my lap? i chose none of these. i waved my arms around like a lunatic and sang louder than everyone else in a higher octave than everyone else. i think that the best way to celebrate.
ps- that's not a gigantic diaper around my waist, though it does resemble one. it's my faithful apron. i never enter the kitchen without it. i thought that if i wore it around my waist only then it wouldn't be so obvious in pictures. hmmm, guess i was wrong!

about the post title:
oftentimes i have wondered when the best time of the year is to die. you don't want to die near christmas because you can't open your presents and you don't want to die right before your birthday because you want to get the most out of the current age you are. and doesn't it make sense to come full circle and die on your birthday? so i figured that coolest day for me to die would have been monday so that my headstone would have read:
how cool would that have been? now i have to wait until 4/28/28. or 04/28/40. that would be pretty neat too. or of course, the granddaddy of them all, 4/28/2080. is this morbid? just a little. but you gotta plan for these things.


Elizabeth said...

Happy late birthday girl! Looks like a fabulous cake! :)

Lachelle, Rob & Eliza said...

Happy late birthday! I think you need to post the recipe for that cake. And where did you find that darling shirt?

Livin' Single said...

that band looks rocking!! happy birthday, sweet sister!

Emily & Jeremy said...

happy lat birthday! you look beautiful.
you have the same bday as my lil sis amy (the really funny one) - so i always think of you on that day too! we were partying it up in New orleans for your bday!! :)

Caroline said...

I love you because you make me laugh!
So glad you had a fantastic birthday! I know the best part was your phone call from me-I can't believe you didn't list that! HAHA!

Meghan said...

I'm glad that you had such an awesome birthday. Maybe 28 won't be so bad after all. Your cake looks really good too.

Angie said...

Happy Late Birthday Heidi. I LOVE your birthday cake. Brownie and Frosting how amazing is that.

Mindi said...

4/28 is a frikin' AWESOME birthday, as my little one was born on that day, too....YAY!!!

i am only 10 years older than you, which in dog years is like i'm going to bed now.

looks like you had a blast

Paula said...

what does the dress look like? I have a gift card to BR (I'm hip) as well and I can't pin down one thing to get so far. I am glad your birthday was awesome, birthdays are so much better when they rock instead of just a plain old day (also my younger brother and sister-in-law didn't call me on my birthday either)

Anonymous said...

Well, i guess I need to start doing something different cause my b'days are always pretty boring, nothing special. Sounds like you had a great one, though! Happy B'day!

Wade, Nicole, Nora, & Audrey said...

well, happy freakin belated b-day!! ;) I love the blog post to make us forgetful friends feel bad...I know your true intentions!!! Either that or just make us jealous of toyr BR silk dress! ;) Again, teasing!! I love you cna't wait to see you!!


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Carie said...

I love your solution to what to do when people sing you happy birthday, I normally sit there with a cheesy grin thinking about my wish. I think I'll try your method next bday.

Ryan and Julianne said...

Happy happy birthday! That picture of the live band sure did make me laugh. Hemabe, you are HOT in your picture that accompanies your posts! Love it!

Jefferey and Victoria said...

Happy late Birthday! The cake was not so appealing until I saw the inside! YUMMY. I think I can pull it off with the ingredients in my house. I know it's not my birthday, but I am willing to pretend.

bloggingchristy said...

Holy funny blog!! Heidi you are hilarious and I'm glad you had a fun birthday!! I freakin' love your birthday cake, what a good idea!! I love so many desserts why not enjoy them all at once!! I have been dreading my birthday a little bit, but not anymore (I'll be 28 too, seriously, we're almost 30!)

Jeppson Clan said...

Feliz Cumpleanos aqui! Glad you had a rockin' time! I can't wait to see your BR dress!

amanda said...

Happy Birthday! That's so fun that Thomas took the afternoon off. That is always the best surprise for me!

becky said...

Adorable! And now I'm craving a browning/yellow cake with "gobs" of frosting.

You are a super stylish, fun mom -- and I know we're kindred spirits because I also love gnocchi with baby skin-sauce.

Oh and we both kinda sorta dig clothes.

Debbie said...

Wow! What an amazing cake! I'm glad you had a wonderful birthday! I can totally picture you waving your arms and loudly singing "Happy Birthday" to yourself.. haha You always crack me up!